I wish spongebob would leave me alone so I could play my clarinet in peace
I wish real life interaction was like this
i think this is the most polite grindr conversation i’ve ever seen
girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.